the invasion

ten days of rehab! good thing zim was kind enough to skip work just to thread the malls with me.

i've met some new interesting people and been with old friends, watched a cheesy movie, people-watched and ate the most wonderful junk food ever created - hotdogs.

hmm..i wonder what zim is doing right now on the land of fashionable chinks, the haute couture of asia...

i hope there are hotdogs there...

i think he's pretty serious with this world domination thing...

hotdog with cheese would be nice...some mayonnaise and mustard

waaa i miss zzz...umm hotdogs!!

ok i miss zim too.

ang tanod

believing that there is only one true love in a lifetime, it was an unsettling news to hear that your heart has been stolen by this girl.

are you sure that she stole your heart? i wonder what she's doing with it right now...*evil laugh*... ermm

i bet the wuss made her blush with the video.

ok don't worry, i'll get it back for you. do you want me to?i can ask grim whatever i fancy...even if it means taking my retard brother billy for a walk.

your sweet neighborhood tanod,

mandy

chapter 3: the thief

her name is kai
that thief stole my frigid heart
it was surprisingly surprising
for someone like me
"i hate girls"
why?
because unconsciously,
i think i allowed her to steal it.
what a wuss...

*****
my theme song for today
dashboard confessional's stolen(vid version)

aawwweee

noun: awe
An overwhelming feeling of wonder or admiration

do you ever wonder why is it pronounced and spelled just like the way we say it whenever we have that feeling? awwwee

why not..mad! or angry! instead of aarrgh!
or laugh laugh laugh instead of hahaha?

anyway, here is something for you wuss...this is spelled as h-i-t read as ouch!



p.s. (ok, i liked how it was said from the previous post so imma use the p.s. thing again, and again and again..)

post p.s.
this is the last time imma bully you, after this we may start with our world domination. bear with it.

beats me! - a love letter for zim

dear zim,

i may have had too much caffeine but i still am aware of who i am and what appendages i have.
as far as i remember, i don't have the antennae, wings, or the stamen or pistil and neither did i produce chlorophyll, so how come you liked the butterflies and flowers because of me? hmmm strange...


i know i live in this lost world where 1+1=3, where the rational mind meets the occult.
i remember how you commented on me being a water sprite because i love to swim and hit the bitch - i mean beach...
so how did you come up with the idea of the flora and the winged ant?

i think the wussiness and wussism (hahaha) is creeping up on you inch by inch since you started to cut your hair short.
but i like your hair short, you looked like one of them shiny happy people. your short hair lets me see your oh-come-here-give-me-a-hug-it-will-make-you-feel-better smiles.
hmm wuss - smile, wuss - smile...ok, go and be a wuss, just always give me that smile ayt?

p.s.

thanks for the flower...did you ask your gradma if its ok to give that to me? hehehe


affable hugs and smiles,
kai

chapter 2: wussier than ever

"zim is such a wuss"

Noun: wuss
1. A person who is physically weak and ineffectual

hmmm
i am a wuss
wussier than ever
i am a nerd
a nerf herder
i am a punk
daftly punk

what's wrong with me liking
flowers and butterflies?
i only started liking them since i met kai
wtf, i am a wuss

...on bats and butterflies

zim is such a wuss.. i hate butterflies and flowers.
but i love my cupcake and i looveedded piggy too.

i travel with my bat and slingshot,
zim dragged me into this world domination thing. his puny hands can't beat those weaklings, but they can sure play great stuff like wuss-music.

i like lost boys cause they are so hard to find. lost boys are puny, cute creatures.
they have unruly hair, sometimes mistaken as eccentric people. i met one last august, he said he's dre but he looked like zim, that wuss!

chapter 1: the lost boy

the name is zim
join me in my conquest
for world domination

i like flowers and butterflies
my dream is to reach tuguegarao
my real name is bernie
bernie carvajal
i like kai
i hope she likes me too
i am the lost boy
lost in the world of kai

for you to notice